Shes probably committing crimes right now
Who is?
What are you, a cop? piss off
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nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool
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like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.
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